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The Ash Wednesday 

As the girl assumes the doggy position, lubricate thumb orally, and insert thumb analy into female. Place soiled thumb on forehead and proceed to make the sign of the cross.
I gave her The Ash Wednesday last night, before mass.
The Ash Wednesday by j-bbam August 25, 2011

ash wednesday

the day at the beginning of lent, which lasts 40 days for roman catholics and a fasting day, the day after fat tuesday.
"Hey let's go get some lunch" "it's ash wednesday you moron"
ash wednesday by a.t.i. March 11, 2004

The Wednesday After That 

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.
"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"

to Wednesday 

(v.) to party, drink, or go out; especially to a bar for karaoke
I need to let off this steam from Tuesday's test. Grab a beer, and start to Wednesday.
to Wednesday by UIGamma February 21, 2008

Trashed Wednesday 

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.
"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"

"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"

Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.
Trashed Wednesday by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010

wally wednesday

The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.
"Hey whatcha up to today? Wanna chill?"
"No mang it's wally wednesday, my phone's going crazy"