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Water The Ferns

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017
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Warrior Blast

When your cum shoots past your nipple.
“I hit a warrior blast last night!”
by papa papi October 1, 2018
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Water Polo

The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.
Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.
by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019
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dragging water

The occasion when a man's penis dips into the bowl water while sitting on the toilet.
Janet's bathroom toilet was so small that David's dilly wag was dragging water every time he had to sit down.
by Cheedo February 7, 2007
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Nika Water

Bottled purified water that helps poor families and countries get access to clean water.But because of the different kinds human races of kids (mostly Africans) and the name 'Nika' is on the bottle some people mistake it as a racial company.
Person1:Dude i just bought some Nika water.

Person2: RACIST!
by done123 June 30, 2010
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wasted warrior

The drunk friend who will compete in anything when they are wasted.
Karen almost lost a nipple in a barefoot street race. She is such a wasted warrior.
by FudgieK March 1, 2014
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spitting water

'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.
man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
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