walking funny

is an expression people use to talk about someone who is walking in a way they normally don't. People "walk funny" when they are hurt.

A. Why are you walking funny?
B. I must have slept wrong or something.

by Siordiya June 17, 2014

walking straight

This is a reference to trying to walk straight (walk a line) and pass a field sobriety test, while drunk or intoxicated, in front of a Law Enforcement Officer.

A man passes a field sobriety test while drunk by walking in a straight line. By walking straight, he is released and free to go, even though he broke the law. He fooled the cop and does not have to go to jail.

by John Howard 1 May 15, 2007

Walking Like a Zombie

To get fucked up on pills and/or alcohol and proceed to stumble around aimlessly and incoherently, uncapable of speaking, emitting only grunts and moans, as in George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.

" Maaaannn, my bro was so fucked up on that erk and jerk last night he was walking like a zombie all round the damn house"

by Dinnahthieves October 15, 2008

Walking graveyard

A woman who has had multiple abortions is a "walking graveyard."

"You hear Amy had another abortion? I think that's number 3!"

"Yeah, that bitch is a walking graveyard! She should be on the pill!"

by Markytheballa3 February 8, 2009

walking life

when describing to purely internet friends your real or actual life

froot609: So sander54 thinks he's so cool, even though his blogs are such bs >:)

addonfreak: yah he reminds me of one of my walking life friends lol

by IamCunt June 17, 2010

walking the bar

The practice of rhythm and blues horn players (quintessentially tenor sax players) to literally get up on the bar during a tune and walk it from one end to to the other, riffing and honking. Typical in the 1940's and 50's, it was deemed a display of machismo and virtuosity.

A friend of mine reported seeing tenor saxophonist Illinois Jacquet walking the bar in St. Louis. He moved along. playing and kicking over drinks as he went. One patron, objecting to the endeavor, pulled a switchblade knife out and stuck it into the bar in Illinois' path. When Jacquet came to that spot, he peered over his horn at the knife, turned around, and continued to play as he retraced his path.

by guyfromtheday August 12, 2010

walking fleek

a person with their hair, face, clothes, shoes, nails, attitude, and pretty much everything fleeked. they look cute asf and nobody can tell them different. they are a walking fleek. if you see a walking fleek, point them out because they put in that effort. walking fleeks should be rewarded. and if u a walking fleek, you stay fleekin!

*girl with everything on point walks up*
friend: "dam girl u a walking fleek!"
interested person: "she fly asf, she a walking fleek"
walking fleek: "i kno 💅"

by a cute ho October 13, 2015