when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.
Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
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Cure:
Retirement.
Cure:
Retirement.
I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.
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Unemployed stoner response to what he accomplished or worked on the entire day while his significant other is out earning rent money.
What are you doing?! Workin' on Work
by WorkinDave July 13, 2007
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Get the Wonking Your Horn mug.v. When an annoying person won't stop texting another, so the person being annoyed responds with one word, fast answers. Usually ineffective because the other person is so dense.
That girl was really bugging me, so I one worded her until she got the hint and stopped talking to me.
ex: Annoying Girl: Hey!:) OMG it's been likee ferever since we've talked!!!!!
Me: yeah!
A.G: So like when's the next time you'll be able to hang out???
Me: idk
A.G: LOL! Stop that!!!!
Me: what
A.G: Stop one wording me!!!! LOL it's so cute when you do that! hahahaha
Me: okay
A.G:...
(To myself) yesss....pwned.
ex: Annoying Girl: Hey!:) OMG it's been likee ferever since we've talked!!!!!
Me: yeah!
A.G: So like when's the next time you'll be able to hang out???
Me: idk
A.G: LOL! Stop that!!!!
Me: what
A.G: Stop one wording me!!!! LOL it's so cute when you do that! hahahaha
Me: okay
A.G:...
(To myself) yesss....pwned.
by Tomtate July 28, 2009
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