Wifed

When you were about to do, say or think something and your wife puts an immediate stop to it.

Mike: "Honey, I'm gonna go fishing with the guys on sunday."
Wife: "We have church on sunday."
Bob: "Dude, you just got wifed."

by magicdd1 November 27, 2009

WiReS

A sexy 1337 person.

Look at WiReS go! OMGZ!

by Bob September 18, 2003

Wire

Rural slang for a snare, or snare trap.

I wondered down the woods to find a billy in me wire.

by Ruddager November 22, 2007

wierdmobile

A shopping cart that is made into a vehicle by hobos

wow look at that hobo and his wierdmobile

by Justin Fink April 19, 2004

Wiged

Past tense of getting your wig snatched

Crystal: Haha you just got wiged
Kalon: That's not a word

by kadesm August 15, 2019

wierd ass

1. One who asks questions referring to sex or hooking up

2. Annoying, loser

1. "He was asking some wierd ass questions."

2. "Ugh. He is such a wierd ass."

by xXStephieXx March 29, 2007

White Sticky Wireless Mouse

What may happen to your wireless mouse if you are looking at porn.

Eileen was looking at porn and she was horrified to look down and see a White Sticky Wireless Mouse

by E-Z N January 12, 2006