by CoozeyBenny August 26, 2022
Get the wide kylemug. by Brynwyth August 20, 2022
Get the wide acres openmug. Wide body kits are a mod for sports cars. If you actually were a racer, they would be useful. However, they are primarily used by 48 year olds going though midlife crises that turn on sports mode in their cars. They are overpriced and only useful if you go above the speed limit. People don't think you're cool, they just are fucking tired of hearing golf on the radio.
"I got a Thicc Industries wide body kit for ya car!"
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."
"Fuck off Jibick, you put airplane fuel in my Tesla and hacked my GPS to only display furry ancom porn."
by Sugoma god August 3, 2022
Get the Wide Body Kitmug. That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.
Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!
Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!
by Shuaman November 26, 2017
Get the double widemug. The Man. The Cool Man, The Coochie Man, The Built Different Man, The Annihilator, Doctor Sex, Kanye Yeest, The Cool Dude, The Sex Master, The Jiggy Jiggy Master. Wide goes by many names. Wide is possibly the coolest man on planet, he is also very hot and sexy. He has big pp (no homo but i'd let him fuck me). He also plays roblox, call of duty, and minecraft DAILY making him very cool. He also is a capitalist. Wide is also very swag because he is.
by spaceman8916371 March 21, 2021
Get the Widemug. An Irish saying. A description of somebody's immediate ability to detect awareness, or knowledge of something. That something being on any end of the secretive or exclusive spectrum.
Eg. "He's bang wide to you"
Translation: "He knows what you're upto!"
Eg. In a game of poker for instance. If player 1 sees a bluff in player 2. Player 1 simply looks at player 2, smiles, winks and says confidently, "Bang wide".
Eg. Finally nailing long division in school.
"Did you get a remainder?"
"Nah, I'm bang wide now!"
Eg. You're mate is trying to make you aware of an ass that deserves checking out. Unbeknownst to him, you've already seen it. When he attempts to let you in on the sighting, you casually reply "Bang wide, yeah!"
Translation: "He knows what you're upto!"
Eg. In a game of poker for instance. If player 1 sees a bluff in player 2. Player 1 simply looks at player 2, smiles, winks and says confidently, "Bang wide".
Eg. Finally nailing long division in school.
"Did you get a remainder?"
"Nah, I'm bang wide now!"
Eg. You're mate is trying to make you aware of an ass that deserves checking out. Unbeknownst to him, you've already seen it. When he attempts to let you in on the sighting, you casually reply "Bang wide, yeah!"
by Maizeyface August 19, 2013
Get the Bang widemug. The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server
The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server
The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.
Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon
OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!
OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!
by OlderWvlf July 15, 2024
Get the Wide alivemug.