The act of going to any public place and acting like an ass to see how many people will flip you off, before you leave.
Man I got so bored that I went down to walmart ,to go bird watching. I handed out pro abortion pamphlets. I saw 12 birds.
by Baron Chill Predictor Of Death February 22, 2011
Get the Bird Watchingmug. by Squidward The Tentacles October 21, 2019
Get the Bird Watchingmug. “Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more often then you’d witness a whale leaping out from the sea in front of your ship.
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
As I sat in coldstone the other day, I couldn't help but make a mental note of the "Fail watching story" I would get from the easter bunny who forgot to hide her sneakers
by Chetnugget April 10, 2009
Get the Fail Watchingmug. A party where the guys all put there watches is a bowl and the ladies draw watches. The owner of the watch and the girl then go to a room and get their freak on together.
"I am going to a watch party this weekend, I hope the ugly chick doesn't draw my watch"
"Dude, Lauran drew my watch at the party last night, she is one crazy freak in the sack."
"Dude, Lauran drew my watch at the party last night, she is one crazy freak in the sack."
by Lusty McLester January 6, 2006
Get the watch partymug. Statement made by a bogan, most often of Middle Eastern descent before pulling an epic drift or burnout in his VL Commodore.
The remark is commonly followed by a wreck of sorts which prompts the purchase of another Holden of the 80s or 90s variety, thus repeating history.
The remark is commonly followed by a wreck of sorts which prompts the purchase of another Holden of the 80s or 90s variety, thus repeating history.
Mohamed: WATCH THIS BRO!!1!!
*rips burnout, loses control into lamp post*
Ali: Faaark bro, we're defs going to Car City tomorrow cuz
*rips burnout, loses control into lamp post*
Ali: Faaark bro, we're defs going to Car City tomorrow cuz
by Squidzie January 3, 2011
Get the Watch this bromug. Birdwatching, or birding, is a form of wildlife observation in which the observation of birds is a recreational activity or citizen science. It can be done with the naked eye, through a visual enhancement device like binoculars and telescopes, by listening for bird sounds,12 or by watching public webcams.
by aminsep May 4, 2018
Get the bird watchingmug. Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
by Tyler the Narwhal April 10, 2013
Get the Hey, watch this!mug.