Wipe and wash

The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands

Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash

by Beyonslang January 20, 2018

Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.

Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word

by thetaco2 June 9, 2018

Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car

"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"

by Philip Swift July 14, 2019

NO ASS WASH APRIL

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.

No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse

by shutupslover April 19, 2020

Airplane Wash

Pertaining to women taking a quick shower only cleaning under the "wings" (armpits) and the "cockpit."

I will only have time for an airplane wash, because I'm running late for my date

by shellsfine August 5, 2008

Airplane Wash

A term generally pertaining to females meaning a quick shower only being able to clean under the "wings" or underarms and the "cockpit."

I'm running late for my date and only have time for an airplane wash.

by unicorn2008 August 10, 2008

clam wash

Tea bagging, as performed by the female. The female version of tea bagging.

Ryan passed out so Kassie clam washed him!

by Jewbag October 12, 2013