Vestimentosimultanophobia

The fear of putting on a hoodie and t-shirt simultaneously.

“What are you doing?”
“Oh, I pulled of my hoodie and t-shirt together, so I’m putting them back on at the same time too, it’s easier!”
“GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!”
“Bro, I think you might have Vestimentosimultanophobia…”

by leves22 January 3, 2026

Vestiege

what remains after something breaks or when there’s no clean lesson to take from it. Typically used after someone is going to heartbreak of a lost one or a relationship ending.

I'm still living with the vestiege of it.

by SevNext January 6, 2026

party vest

An asian style red suede vest usually worn by the first person to get drunk at a party or person willing to party the most.

Exact origins are unknown; analysis reveals it smells funny.

Put away the axe, Ed has the party vest on.

by costas1 October 12, 2008

Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 15, 2010

testicule vestibule

The testicule vestibule is the warm and fuzzy place where the man jewels wait to do there joyful work.

Dude it's so hot I could hang my testicule vestibule in my back pocket.

by delmarskid1 July 19, 2010

Swishy Vest

Properly known as a "cardigan" but IT IS NOT A STUPID CARIGAN! A cardigan is a tight high set sweater but a swishy vest is that flowy sweater like vest made of thin material.

Ohhh man. I love that pretty swishy vest!

by LmL31 August 28, 2010

going vest

at prom or another party at which you wear a vest with other fancy clothing over it but it's way too hot so you take off your blazer/tux/suit/whatever and wear your vest on the outside.

DAMN, this tux is way hotter than I was expecting! As soon as I get to prom tomorrow night I'm going vest.

by goingvestguy May 30, 2011