king von

bitch ass nigga, dead as hell

yo did you hear that new king von ?
fuck you dickriding ass nigga he dead as hell

by free young thug, free ysl January 24, 2023

King Von

King Von is a dead ass nigga, he is currently 6 feet under dirt and is not coming back for a while. YB on top smoking that Von pack.

We from 63rd
Is that the dead ass bitch king Von?
Von Pack

by JadaisLame November 19, 2023

Von

Von is very weird. People tell her she is pretty but she doesn’t believe them. Von isn’t happy with her self so instead of trying to fix it to be a “perfect girl” that you ring on instagram she never goes out and only goes to school and back. Von is very delusional about one boy and she can’t keep her eyes off of him. People often tell her to stop but in her mind she knows it’s not that easy. Von is very competitive and she HATES losing. She often plays sports to keep her mind off everything around her. Von has a really bad attitude when you first get to know her because her guard stays up so if she’s ever hurt you LET HER KNOW. If you get a Von you should love them and never let them go.

If you get a Von treat her with respect

by Hearts444hannah November 20, 2023

saint von colucci

canadian kpop trainee under yg entertainment.

saint von colucci died to become famous

by alexdudd December 20, 2023

von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear

Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear

by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023

Donald Von Shitsinpantz

The nickname given the disgraced, twice impeached ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. The nickname was awarded do to the odor of urine and feces emitted by Diaper Donald.

Here comes Donald Von Shitsinpantz again. Get ready to hold your nose.

by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024

The von Clausewitz Gambit

The von Clausewitz Gambit is an unusual opening move on a dating app, whereby the person making the opening move delivers a pick-up line derived from Carl von Clausewitz, usually as a reference to his masterpiece 'Vom Kriege' ('On War').

"Did you see that screenshot Kevin put in the groupchat? He used the von Clausewitz Gambit on a girl he matched with on Hinge!"

"Yeah man that's insane, I can't believe it worked!"

by Carl_von_Clausewitz January 15, 2024