Vampire Milk

Vampire Milk is when a woman during her period uses a blood clot to mix in with milk, making it chunky and sort of red. Specialized if made with tit milk.

“Hey Mollie! that blood clot you had was HUGE yesterday! You should use it for your Vampire Milk!”

by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020

Vampire Joint

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.

Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.

Awesome.

by Stylo77 June 3, 2022

Vampire Slushy

Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.

A couple years ago on Halloween, Betty gave me her virginity and I got a vampire slushy.

by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

Vampire Hunter Bob

Mod from www.skullknight.net/bbs, suffers from sleeping disorters and sever insomnia.

Does this guy ever get offline?

by Teh Holley VAmp May 19, 2004

Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

by Naguine November 21, 2010

Vampire Effect

Not a great movie, but then, any movie that combines vampires and kung fu can't be all bad.

Vampire Effect is a good way to waste some time.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Vampire Traffic

noun : When there is a halting or slowing down of cars on a major highway all because they saw the sun shinning in their eyes and are so frightened that they need to slam on their brakes.

This is usually done by morons that don't know their car is equipped with a visor to prevent exactly this occurrence.
Also more common in areas after an overpass, or after a highway wall.
It will ruin your life because you'll realize that you just sat in traffic because a couple of people thought the giant yellow thing was going to kill them and slowed down to a crawl.

"Sorry Im late I was driving on the LIE when I hit some bad Vamire traffic."

"just had to replace my bumper because of some vampire traffic."

by T.J.X February 21, 2010