oliver twist

The breaking of a penis, in four easy steps:

1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)

Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.

Use this knowledge wisely and with care.

In explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.

by watchoutboys January 15, 2010

Twisted Whiskers

Animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.

Usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.

This Twisted Whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says "Let a smile be your umbrella... but plan on getting soaked." for April...

by another_freak May 1, 2005

Twisted Teas

Don't mistake the looks of the cans into thinking its beer, it's not! Kids with names like Cole or Brad who like to vape and take snapchats drink these things.

"Hey brad have you seen my twisteds?" "I don't know Cole but I saw the Girl Scout girls walking past the house with a case in their hand you could ask them"

"It's a vape and twisted teas night, full send boys! Blackout night!"

by Rjehh May 24, 2018

Twist-A-Pipe

The long tube looking pipe with a ball end that Hemet, CA kids (and tweakers world wide) light and twist to smoke their crack rocks.

Tom Cruise needs to lay off that twist-a-pipe fo sho!

by Tom&Lindsay December 27, 2008

Apple Twisting

when you smoke apple weed and have sex

Dude have you tried apple twisting?

by Tatiana Beautiful January 2, 2011

Mississippi twist

When a thong gets tangled in a person's butt hair.

Bruce tried to take off the thong but he ended up with a Mississippi twist and had to cut it out.

by Frumpticle January 5, 2014

twist and rip

A method for producing dreadlocks. Give a lock of hair a couple of twists round, split it kinda randomly in two and pull them apart all the way to the roots which makes a bunch of knots in your hair (not too hard though cause it's gonna hurt and you're gonna pull hair out). It creates slightly looser dreads than if you backcombed them and it's a way better than neglect dreading if you want them faster and really neat.

Evan: Dude nice dreads! Your hair must be so dirty though.
Pete: Nah man it's just basically knotty hair. You should totally look up twist and rip on urban dictionary.

by Malalalal January 1, 2014