twitter

the plague

discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?

by .muka April 15, 2023

twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it

"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!

by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023

twitter

war
cancel
yes

1:bro he got cancelled on twitter
2:why
1:yes
2:also why are we named with numbers
1:dont break that wall

by the sus mongus May 4, 2023

Twitter

An app where mentally ill people live.

Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?

Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!

by JaredDingleDwarf May 15, 2023

twitter

cum guzzlers

twitter be bad

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Twitter

An app/website that people mostly use for porn, or “respectfully” debate about random shit online.

Twitter sucks never install it

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

Twitter

A social media platform where people post their opinions about certain topics.

Twitter is a toxic platform to use.

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023