Turkism

To give vague details and/or cryptic hints about something generally causing frustration with your audience.

"Eden wouldn't tell us which tranny he porked. He only gave a few ambiguous clues. The fucker totally dropped a turkism on us"

by CSi OT'er January 10, 2006

Turkish Smoothie

When you Put Your Cock Into A Blender for a couple seconds to get an adrenaline high

Duuuuuude i just chopped up my dick while i was Turkish Smoothieing

by Dickless69 October 24, 2010

Turkish Abortion

When u fuck your mom so hard, u die.

Dear Principal,

Johnny won't be coming to school today, last night he had a turkish abortion.

-Signed, Johnny's Mom

by Hennessey July 21, 2006

turkish pancake

A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty. Also called a Flying Armenian Latke

While at the fetish convention, my friend Bobby nearly broke his lumbar vertebrae while getting an old fashioned Turkish pancake from his favorite gay porn star. He still had so much fun that he vowed to never wash his back again.

by Andreas Gratzenheimer May 24, 2006

turkish fish

when your vagina is so wet that when you touch it your fingers slide off.

pat had a really bad turkish fish, so scott couldn't rub her vagina

by joelina January 2, 2006

Turkish latte

The act of cumming on a person's upper lip, leaving a white cum mustache. Then shaking the dry skin shavings off your cock all over the cum.

Jane was excited when Frank shook the dry skin off his cock all over her cum soaked lips. It was the best Turkish latte she had ever had.

by Turkey gizzard August 15, 2011

Turkish Spray tan

Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.

Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."

by Muzza2k October 24, 2011