Marty Turco

noun- a goalie for the Dallas Stars who seems to think he's a forward.

adj- one who chronically commits blunders and is paid too much to make them.

Why won't Marty Turco stay in the crease?

Did you see her screw up that order? She's so Mary Turco.

by crosbysucks69 July 1, 2009

Turcsan

A person who is known to be a fail in almost all aspects. An all around clutz who has an extremely bad taste in food and music. Also known as Derpsan, it is seen as an extremely bad insult to be referred to as either of these names. A Turcsan also closely resembles a hipster

Hey man you totally pulled a Turcsan by failing that english test

by Patarrr October 10, 2011

torchwood

1. An incident where your dick is inserted into a woman infected with STD's and you get burned.
2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).

The torchwood affair only lasted a few minutes but left him burning from desire.

by emresch October 21, 2008

turchese

that person who makes you smile effortlessly, who makes you forget your insecurities

turchese : that person who makes you smile effortlessly, who makes you forget your insecurities

by loniapetsch April 26, 2021

Tyler Turchan

5’9”, blonde, bathes regularly, reads often, talks good, sub 6 minute mile, super fucking charming, strong male that doesn’t need a woman to pay his bills, can be found running around yelling, “PISS!”

Your mom is probably with Tyler Turchan.

by jhawkk May 29, 2018

tyler turchan

5’9”, blonde, bathes reguarly, talks good, fucking champ at fortnite, sub 6 minute mile, strong independent male who doesnt need a woman to pay for his bills, can be found running around yelling, “PISS!”

Your mom is probably with Tyler Turchan.

by jhawkk May 29, 2018

torch of love

The male organ responsible for copulation and urination--in other words, a penis.

Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}

by parkanian July 20, 2008