business trip

A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.

Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip

by awkwardfart December 3, 2011

trip hazard

A key warning given to the student during "health and safety at work" courses about being environment aware, in order to avoid bodily injury caused by tripping or bumping into an unseen object.

A distraction caused by spotting a stunningly good looking member of the opposite sex, resulting in the observer walking into a lampost, tripping over a kerb etc.

Simon: Dude, look over there! Trip hazard at eight o'clock
Andy: Wowsah! <Crash>, oowww fuck!

by simon jacobs April 15, 2008

hippy trip

Consuming both LDS (acid) and Mushrooms at the same time. resulting in a triptacular experience.

Shit son, I would really love to hippy trip this weekend.

by Yolalala May 28, 2006

field trip

noun
When an officer on the battlefield gets wounded, and they give him so much drugs, that hes trippin balls.

Sgt. Johnson went on a field trip after he got shot in Vietnam.

by Halo 2 Killa April 9, 2006

Trip for biscuits

A waste of time; a futile undertaking.

Dude 1: “How do you feel about 69’ing?”
Dude 2: “It’s ok, but kind of a trip for biscuits.”

by NSesh July 13, 2020

trauma-tripping

Similar to guilt-tripping, this is when someone brings up traumatic experiences that aren't relevant to the conversation at all, and is only brought up so that they can make a person feel bad. Usually, this is done in response to being called out for something

Megan: "I can't believe you stole my shoes. You could've just asked me.

Naomi: Well, I have cancer so the least you could do is let me borrow your stuff sometimes.

Megan: Why are you trauma-tripping me right now...?

by st4riiskies February 21, 2023

anti-trip

large gathering of people skipping an organized school field trip

"You going on the class trip?"
"Nah, anti-trip, beach, you in?

by majoringinparty2010 March 20, 2009