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Tebow Train

Ridding the unexplainable succes of Tim Tebow. Having a very lucky streak. Being the center of attention while having a crazy lucky streak of fortune and fame.
Man I put Tebow in as my starting quarterback in my fantasy league and I am going to ride that Tebow Train to 1st place.
I can't believe the Broncos beat the Bears! I guess I will jump on the Tebow Train with everyone else.
by letzgoblues December 18, 2011
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Train-Smash

Phrase for using ecstasy pills at once; snort one, swallow one and insert one into rectum (shelf).
I train-smashed three red mitzi's
by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021
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train strange

Sex outside of your current relationship while traveling via train.
While aboard the Amtrak #22 North bound for Poplar Bluff Missouri I decided to go hit the bar car in search of some train strange.
by K to tha G beotch October 16, 2019
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texas train

The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.
Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo
by SCnative July 18, 2016
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Misty Train

The act of dunking a mans penis into boiling water before penetration as to give the illusion of mist (steam) coming off the train (penis)
Dude are you okay? Yeah, I just was in the hospital after the misty train I gave Cindy last night, totally worth it!
by ABagOfNickel January 26, 2016
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Regret Train

An event that takes place after you pleasure yourself to some questionable shit. The event starts immediately after climax, in which you feel nothing but shame and regret and sometimes even suicidal urges. The event could last up to entire weeks before the "Train" derails.
After jerking off to pictures of people in the yearbook and to pictures of my aunt, the Regret Train hit hard. I immediately started attempting many different types of suicide.
by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2017
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Sleeve Train

Did you see that Sleeve Train that Tony, Andy, and Jeff pulled on Amy last week?
by Twinkle Park April 23, 2018
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