Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:
"Ew whats that smell?"
"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"
"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"
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"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
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The sexual act were a male sticks his penis in a cotton candy machine while its being made. The results should end up with a twirl of cotton candy on his penis. Then a female eats the cotton candy off by mouth to penis intercourse.
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Hey bruce you toothless wonder, the doctor found your four front tooths, they was hanging on jessies nut sack! Pick em' up at the office.
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Get the Tijuana toothpaste mug.Having (few) teeth sprouting from your mouth like a bouquet of flowers, especially gapped, crooked and decayed.
1) Did you see the tooth bouquet on that derelict?
2) That meth-head sure had a tooth bouquet going, didn't he?
2) That meth-head sure had a tooth bouquet going, didn't he?
by Left Coast November 27, 2007
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