totey

stinky but highly sexy

"Ecuse me Miss,....I couldn't help but notice yo' feets. Yo sure do got some totey feets."

by Ritzle Piliwig September 23, 2003

Toney

The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.

Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.

by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010

zero tolerance

Zero tolerance means that you get your ass handed to you the first time you break the law instead of getting slaps on the wrist the first few time like celebrities get.

I'm in jail for fifty years just because I killed somebody when I was driving drunk. Shit, it's not like I do it all the time. It was only once, and I gotta serve time. Fuck. Fuckin' Diana Ross gets away with this, but I gotta serve this shit. Fuck.

by Inmate June 23, 2004

Toledo Ham Sandwich

Similar to tit-fucking, however instead of between the breasts, the penis is rubbed between the ass-cheeks.

She's flat as a board, so instead of a tit-fuck, I gave her the ol' Toledo Ham Sandwich.

by djsw October 20, 2009

Toleen

a popcorn hoe

toleen's being a popcorn hoe again

by toeleenisatoenail September 15, 2017

tovey

A complete and utter computer nerd. Someone who without computers would curl up in a ball and die

Get a life you sad tovey

by LBM March 5, 2003

James Toney

A Heavyweight boxer with a lot of knockouts, known by boxing fans as "Lights Out" but referred to as "The Jabroni" by MMA fans due to the fact that Randy Couture easily defeated him.

Boxing Fan: Dude, James Toney is so incredible! No mixed martial artist could EVER beat him!!

MMA Fan: LOL, he's a jabroni, just ask Randy Couture.

by LOLWURTS May 30, 2011