Tortoise

Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world

My former pet tortoise just hacked into my computer and is training an army

by CallingAllTortoises March 20, 2019

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Jack Tors

Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"

"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors

by wevets March 7, 2009

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Musical Torture

A type of torture where the victim is subjected to listening to several songs or musical instruments that are considered unpleasing to the human ear

That bitch pissed me off, so I am going to drive to her house, turn on my car stereo and inflict some musical torture!

Listening to Rick Ashley's Never Gonna Give You Up is considered musical torture.

by thecorncrap December 29, 2010

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Fully Torqued

Having a fully erect penis, usually in public or a social situation and it is REALLY obvious to everyone.

Guy A: Awh, I was so totally about to score with that chick. I'm going to go back over there and talk to her again.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.

by EagalHeart May 16, 2011

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torqued off

Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)

Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.

by Telephony June 23, 2011

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