Snooki-winks

A term of affection for a person that over-emphasizes their adorableness. The term is used in place of the person's proper name. It frequently makes eavesdropping bystanders squeamish.

After an absence of several months, she spotted him at the airport and bellowed "Helllooo Snooki-winks!"

by blankblonde August 18, 2010

salami wink

When deep throating so far it makes your eyes close “wink”

Kelsey went down on me so hard she got the salami winks.

by Bubbles258 May 8, 2023

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.

"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"

by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025

Tiddling their winks

A way of saying someone is jerking off instead of doing what they are supposed to.

You can believe they were just a bunch of assholes sitting around tiddling their winks.

by Quiteuncomfortable March 8, 2021

Blink wink

When you're listening to or watching something really boring and trying to stay awake.

1) Reading computer manuals makes me blink wink
2) Watching Tidelands is a total blink wink film

by xXPrincessHeartbreakXx December 9, 2009

leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.

A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!

by QuacksO February 18, 2023