Tofa Loaf

A male who eats dragonflys wings and sucks toes.

Tom: "Yo man last night me and my girl had wicked fun. I sucked her toes and them we went to the swap and ate some dragonflys wings."
Hank: "Dude, your such a Tofa Loaf."

by L.G. June 13, 2008

Jive Loaf

the greatest herb ever

Yo you need to buy some of that jive loaf from Smokey. That shit is the bomb

by Big poppas lost brother October 29, 2008

Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.

I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Loaf

Another more custom way of saying Bredren, take away bred = bread = Loaf get it?

guy 1: "Yo bread wots up?"
guy 2: "Yo Slut u know i aint ur bred i iz ur loaf, u better act right before u get smacked rite biatch!"

by BigD+Platinum October 3, 2004

Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.

Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.

by Axon January 17, 2015

loafing the mule

A male masturbating

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"

by stu2.0 February 3, 2010

Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009