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timbo

n. 1. a person who speaks so highly of himself that the audience becomes incredulous and hostile; 2. one who bloviates; 3. a pompous asshole constantly talking about how great he is

vt. to speak so highly of one's self that one's audience becomes incredulous and hostile
n. Bill O'Reilly is such a timbo.

vt. Careful not to timbo in your memoirs, George, you do want people to read it.
by lilith636 June 2, 2009
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Timble

A beer mug size thimble used for midgets to get drunk.
Danny had two timbles of beer and passed out
by Howie Toddler July 20, 2010
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Tibbetts

The act of being the slowest eater known to man.
That guy is talking way too loud and hasn't eating anything in the hour we've been out to lunch. What a tibbetts.
by cellerystick January 13, 2009
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Timber

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.
Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009
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Tibet

the term Tibet to refer to the three original provinces of U'sang, Kham and Amdo
What You Need To Know About China's Occupation of Tibet

Genocide and human rights
Since 1950, an estimated 1.2 million Tibetans have been killed by the Chinese.
China has ratified a number of UN conventions, including those related to
torture and racial discrimination, and yet has repeatedly violated these in
China and Tibet.

Education
Chinese has replaced Tibetan as the official language. Young Tibetans are being
re-educated about their cultural past, with references to an independent Tibet
being omitted.

Lack of religious freedom
The 1982 Constitution of the People's Republic of China guarantees freedom of
religious belief, but China seeks to restrict the numbers of monks and nuns
entering monasteries and to discredit the religious authority of Dalai Lama.
The child recognised as the reincarnation of the Panchen Lama was rejected and
the Chinese installed their own candidate.

Resource exploitation
China's predominant interest in Tibet is no longer ideological, but is based
on resource extraction and land for Chinese colonists.
Mining and mineral extraction is the largest economic activity in both U'Tsang
and Amdo and at least one-half of Tibet's natural forest has gone since Chinese
occupation.

Chinese migration
Long-term Chinese settlement in Tibet has been deliberately encouraged, with the
result that Tibetans are in the minority in many areas.
Independent research puts the number of Chinese in the TAR at 5 - 5.5 million
versus 4.5 million Tibetans; in Kham and Amdo, Chinese outnumber Tibetans many
times over.
Chinese traders are favoured by lower tax assessments and the dominant position
of Chinese in government administration.
by Dalai Lama September 6, 2005
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Tibetian Ball Drainer

Like tantric methods, the recipient experiences a lengthy "double ejaculation" from focused working of the scrotum, testicles, taint and erogenous areas in tandem with varying edging techniques. Usually requiring more than an hour "session" the scrotum is restrained and pulled taught and the testicles aggressively sucked while the recipient goons to porn. Once in full goon, the recipient at the whim of the other partner/partners will suddenly and uncontrollably orgasm upon release of the restraint while the testicles are pushed firmly against the pelvis and held in place. It is not uncommon for the recipient to experience double the number of usual contractions, sometimes more. This techinque is know to reduce or eliminate the usual refractory period post orgasm resulting in an ability to experience multiple orgasms thereafter. According to tradition, some nomadic Tibetians incorporated this as part of a cleansing ritual when combined with meditation and psych inducing beverages. Long a closely held secret among a select few high priced underground BDSM practitioners, the Tibetian Ball Drainer has reportedly been the most expensive item on the menu of services commanding over $2000/hr. Experienced practitioners state they can keep client in a suspended state of ejaculation whereby a firm slapping of the testicles while under restraint results in an involuntary release without ejaculation spasms. The resulting heightened sense of arousal is reputed to last for up to 3 days.
Got my first Tibetian Ball Drainer last night.
by BigJakeCarlson November 24, 2016
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shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"
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