tibby

noun; derived from the acronym T.B.I. = traumatic brain injury : used to refer to any number of people who happen to be belowe an average level of intelligence, specifically (stupid) girls who love shoes, purses and all things that sparkle and (disgusting) guys whose sole interests include beer, pussy, ignorance and flatulence.

Christopher Reeves was NOT a tibby.
Megan Roome is DEFINITELY a tibby.

by Ryan Christopher Cole December 11, 2006

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tibble

When a person has only one testicle (whether it's from surgery or a birth defect), the name of that singular testicle is a tibble.

Gavin only has one ball!

Yeah, it's called a tibble.

by ringling December 29, 2014

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Scissor Me Timber

1. A phrase known as an activity of sexual satisfaction amongst an assemblage of lady pirates.

2. The female attempt to dismember a man's penis from his body by utilizing the unyielding strength of her labial lips.

i.e. Sever Me Timbers

Lady Pirates? Scissor me timbers? Get it?

ARRRGH! As she wrapped her legs about his torso with the force of one-thousand seahorse, her lips opened like the fearsome kraken to disarm the man of his weary vessel. "Scissor me timber," he shouted in vain, "if I weren't still coming I would feel wretched pain!"

by Long Jane Silver March 12, 2010

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