by thursdayscranner May 19, 2020

A day to moan audibly. The most important day to disregard the machine of capitalism that is the restaurant industry.
Zach really fucked us on Thursday
by Bigbellybutton May 5, 2022

The day when all the biggest things happen. It's better than Christmas and easter, and it can fall on any Thursday. If you don't do big things on big thursday, you get your knees broken.
by Big_willie4 June 8, 2023

When your little soldier is at attention and throbbing on Thursday. Don’t forget it comes after Cheese Wednesday.
by Warsmith Primus April 24, 2025

Thursday is that one day every week where you are stuck with an outside that is falling asleep every 35 seconds and an inside that is screaming "WHY, SCHOOL GOD, WHY? WHY?" in agony. You see, Thursday is late enough in the week so that you can't complain about it being hump day or really early in the week, but you aren't yet on that Friday high. And just so you rip your hair out even more, its the day you always get the most homework.
Friend: Hey, lets hang out today!
me: HAHAHAHA ur kidding, rite? Its Thursday, bro. Its like a black hole for all fun.
me: HAHAHAHA ur kidding, rite? Its Thursday, bro. Its like a black hole for all fun.
by harleydavidson May 7, 2018

by ndmez January 4, 2024

by james0012 April 13, 2024
