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Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
by Stellababe June 8, 2013
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Three's company

Come and knock on our door.

We've been waiting for you.

There's a lovely space that needs your face,

Three's Company, Too!
by larstait October 14, 2003
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Less Than Three

Less than three = <3 = "heart" used commonly on MySpace

< is the mathmatical symbol for "less than"
3 is the number
"I less than three you"
is the same as
"I <3 U"
by Miss_1221_Murder March 26, 2007
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three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.
John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."
by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003
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THREE HAND MAGIC

Its when you're receiving a little head from your newest chick, you're kicked back in the reclining position. All the sudden you realize that this is the GREATEST blowjob ever. It feels like she has three hands wrapped on your junk. The balls are warm, the shaft is being massaged in two directions, it's like heaven for your package!
Dude, I was half asleep when she started, by the time she was done with the three hand magic, I blew like a buffalo!
by Uncle Kurtie June 20, 2007
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Three Holer

A Woman who utalises all three Orifaces provided by nature during the act of Sexual Congress.
The ultimate is to start at the bottom (pun) and complete the mission at the top. Alternativly Vis-Versa.
She was a genuine "Three Holer" and I was able to discharge in every one.
"Orifaces" can be Mouth, Vagina, Rectum. Does not usually include Ears.
gob Pussy Bum
by PEP1 April 24, 2009
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