whack-volt

the electrical charge that instigates ejaculation when masturbating.

Here it comes, I just felt a whack-volt.

by Gummer May 07, 2008

Chode Whack

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.

Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations

by Donny Smith Toodles November 21, 2010

Whack Rat

One who saves every dirty mag and porno they have ever bought, they usually have closets full of the stuff. They will never throw it out and will go back sometimes, and whack off to shit several years old because they can't help themselves. Support groups are beginning to pop up here and there but most are to busy whacking off the attend them.

I was over at Rick's house last night and his closet is full of porn, he's a damn whack rat. Must be a thousand mags in there.

by Moneyshotman February 09, 2010

whack day

Another nickname for Wednesday, similar to Hump Day.

Next Whack Day, everyone's getting together at my place for some Rum Punch.

by b and v August 01, 2007

whacked off

Messed up (or screwed up) or bizarre. A combination of the phrase "out of whack" and "off line".

Does the jet lag still have your body clock all whacked off?

He's dating his step-sister? That's one whacked off family.

by Donkalo July 23, 2008

jobbie whacked

When you are having a slow day and the most basic activities are not making sense, you are jobbie whacked.

Alistair, what is 2 + 2? I am so jobbie whacked today.

by Baron Boffin May 27, 2010

Sickety Whack

1. Ridiculous (whack), yet awesome circumstances
2. Agreement that something is ridiculously awesome
3. Stating something is ridiculously awesome
4. Synonym of Bomb Diggity

T. The maths exam was cancelled
K. Sickety Whack

K. Saw a 67 fastback mustang
T. Sickety Whack

K. Had the most Sickety Whack weekend.

by Scotty2127 June 13, 2007