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thiefer

One who participates in an involuntary theft or passive theft;

Thiefery is an action of theft without intent to deny the rightful owner of something of value or with the implied consent of the rightful owner;

An action of theft which provides benefit to the rightful owner;

Any action of theft with the implicit or explicit approval of the rightful owner.
A thiefer doesn't actually steal anything.
by Bryan Johnston February 11, 2008
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Glory Thief

One who steals anothers Glory. First coined by Brian Spicer in 1999 and soon after stolen by David "Puck" Rainey and Justin Gulley. (true glory thieves.)
At work you accomplish something glorious only to have a co-worker take credit. Your co-worker is a glory thief.
by Brian Spicer December 9, 2008
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theftolizm

Accusation of a friend or friends of thieving an object that is actually misplaced by the accuser.
"Where is my phone? Girl, I know there is some theftolizm goin on up in here! Oh, here it is in my purse."
by shan_g February 29, 2008
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Theftry

You should lock up you jewelry to prevent theftry.

To be used like thievery.
by 317 Mafia December 16, 2008
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thiefed

When one has pulled off a move of such epic proportions you cant compare it to anything but the AWE-inspiring bad-ass-ness of the ninjas stealthy stealing skillllzz.
Bob: You just totally thiefed my pencil foo!

Fernald: Hell yeah muthafucka!

Bob:(dissapears into dust from awe-inspired ness)
by Pruney The Transvestite January 14, 2010
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theftpos

Theftpos is the ridiculous practice observed by many businesses that requires a minimum purchase (usually ten or twenty dollars) before you can pay via eftpos.

Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.

Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.
Theftpos at work:

cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia
by kittridge January 23, 2011
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theftware

a program that makes use of stolen source code
SX OS is theftware, it violates the licence of the stolen source code. But that's ok as long you use it to play your smash bros for free.
by Samuel Underground September 9, 2018
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