When someone gets out of a seat that you want and by the laws of Seat Buck you are allowed to shout "Seat Buck!" and you are allowed to take the seat.
Your friend gets out of a comfortable recliner to pick up something he/she dropped. You yell "Seat Buck!" Which allows you to take his/her seat.
by Shan [: February 22, 2009
Get the Seat Buckmug. The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
Get the guilt seatmug. An unfavorable position
by MikeyPatriot August 1, 2010
Get the dogturtle seatmug. To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.
"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"
"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."
"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."
by SoilentRed September 25, 2019
Get the Seated-upmug. The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.
There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".
"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!
"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!
by Table of Knowledge October 3, 2016
Get the Seat Logicmug. by SEAT 21 January 24, 2022
Get the seat 21mug. by Copythatagentk February 22, 2011
Get the p seatmug.