mid-day stretch

When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.

"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."

by Dan Neubelt May 24, 2007

mid west reapers

a very small gang in Lebanon Missouri not know to most of the people there. they were green crosses on there jackets and are very violent toward any body that talks trash on them or there members

3 guys jumped my friend. his girl friend found and beat them all! really? yeah see was one of themid west reapers

by California123456789 February 24, 2010

mid-night rape

A couple which in the middle of the night, awakes in the middle of the night having sex with one another, unaware as to who started it or how it got started, but claims the other took advantage of the situation.

Marla and I feel asleep together yesterday night and next thing I knew I awoke to her taking advantage of me. She totally mid-night rape me.

by adrian007 April 28, 2010

The Mid Carson Coalition

An awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from Guernsey, packed full of sexy, well hung men.

"Mid Carson are dam good, I'd dick em"

by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005

mid-sized sedan

When a guy's dick is halfway hard.

Guy: dude i have a mid-sized sedan right now.

by Sam L Jackson October 9, 2016

mid fap madness

Sudden urge to look for weird porn in the middle of a fap session

dude I got mid fap madness and ended up cumming to scat

by alex3142 May 18, 2016

mid-cyph crisis

1. when someone gets in their emotional while smoking a joint/blunt

2. when someone drops the joint/blunt everyone is sharing

3. when the order of who hits the joint/blunt gets confused

"We were smoking in the park and after 5 hits she had a mid-cyph crisis about her dog dying."

"everytime i smoke with you, we have a mid cyph crisis!"

by diirtbaag August 3, 2016