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Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.
I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.
by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010
mugGet the Presidential Lettermug.
What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
mugGet the Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)mug.

Exclusive letters

Y-A-D-F-K-X-C-V-M
Are exclusive letters just because i want them to be.
“Dior is a nice word.”
“Yes, D is such an exclusive letter!”
“I’t a part of the exclusive letters group that maria just made”
by Mariasandbu May 22, 2022
mugGet the Exclusive lettersmug.

Every 3rd letter

Hym "Every 3rd letter? Did you get it when I did it?"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2023
mugGet the Every 3rd lettermug.

chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020
mugGet the chain lettermug.

Yandy's Letter

It is a heartfelt letter that was written for Pooja that exposes the true extent of how Yandy feels about his friend l.
Yandy's letter: Pooja, I feel used because of the things I would do for you. I feel used because I would drop my bones and climb mountains to keep you happy. I feel used because I love you
by Anonymous Daniels November 24, 2022
mugGet the Yandy's Lettermug.

Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.
Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.
by I know stuff May 11, 2024
mugGet the Dear Matt lettermug.

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