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Wanky House

Wanky house is a definition used to describe a rubbish to average collection of beats and synth lines around 120-130bpm. Whilst a lot of house music is well produced, interesting and makes for highly pleasurable listening, Wanky House is of poor quality, boring and one ‘tune’ is highly indistinguishable from the next. It is usually only made and listened too for the sake of making and listening to house music. Producers of Wanky house usually only use the pre-sets supplied with the torrented copies of Fruity Loops they possess and will only throw in a Vengeance sample if they are feeling adventurous. Listeners of Wanky house usually do so via Youtube rips and low bit rate torrents, further lowering the quality, and are regular takers of ketamine. They also believe that the music they listen too ‘Is real deep man’.
Oh look, Jack is listening to wanky house again...

This Dj is playing wanky house..
by Goodvibetribe December 25, 2012
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Cody House

When your just too gansta for your own good. Your day consist of looking at bytches facebooks whom you don't know and creepy liking their status, spitting mad balla game at girls 14 and under, and avoiding contact wif your main niggahs.
Aaron: Did you cody house a bitch this weekend?

Tony: Nah man I slayed a dragon instead, there wasn't any middle schoolers at the party.
by Karkov November 9, 2011
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Bootleg house

A house where alcohol is sold without a liquor liscense for cheap, especially after midnight and on Sundays.
I'm going over to the bootleg house cause all of the liquor stores just closed.

I know a bootleg house we can go to buy some booze at on a Sunday.
by Mackendeez July 19, 2017
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House-shiter

House-shiter is a term originated from the diary book of famous writer Nadjmou from Algeria. This word describes someone who sits in his parent's house, eats all day and shits all night. Refuse to work and demand money, a car, vacation allowance, wedding expenses, and a wife. However, when parents are either dead or poor, the house-shiter escalate his demands to the local authorities like the mayor or governor. this parasite or sponge or leech is widely popular in Algeria where the government helped manufacture millions of house-shiters by subsidizing the tremendously generous social safety-net programs like free housing, free healthcare, and free education in addition of free business grants like ANSEJ or CNAC. House-shiter is pronounced in Algerian dialect as Khray-Dar.
when someone invokes his house-shiter persona, either the government or parents are in trouble.
Hey Nad, have you heard, Slimane decided to become a house-shiter, his poor parents they are in serious trouble.
by aziz21015 January 31, 2019
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House Twink

A young, good looking gay man who pays rent by doing housework and looking pretty.
Have you seen my House Twink. The laundry needs to be folded.
by akljaxin February 14, 2019
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Hype House

A group of social media "influencers" who post 10 second clips of themselves dancing and somehow get more famous than people who work hard.
The Hype House somehow got a show on Netflix as well for some reason.
by Lunchbox6669 January 21, 2022
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House of Cards

A Netflix original series starring Kevin Spacey as a ruthless politician who always gets what he wants. He rises through the political ranks by deceiving and jacking people over at all times. He will do whatever is necessary to hold office and that maybe include murder and even using his magic cock to influence the correct people. A must see television series for people who enjoy scandalous politicians who are corrupt as hell.
Person 1: Hey, have you watched House of Cards?
Person 2: Yeah dude, that show is awesome, especially when he grudge fucked Zoey Barnes.
by Mr.winky February 3, 2017
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