Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Boiled Egg

Nectar of the gods

Man I love boiled eggs. If you don't like them you are a punk.

by C4cat March 6, 2019

Boiling kettle

The moment that the water inside of a kettle reaches 100°C In word form (Boiling)

The kettle is boiling like a boiling kettle

by Jefferson 27323272323273323 23 April 22, 2021

cooter boil

When her vagina is so stank, she has to boil it to kill the germs.

She has a foul order and after going to the doctor he recommended a cooter boil.

by Petty Memes April 4, 2019

boiled prawn

A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.

Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.

by Mogdi January 4, 2018

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018

sodium boil

the feeling that murder is a perfectly acceptable solution to your problems due to anyone and everyone being so bloody annoying.

That girl robin sure do know how to make my sodium boil ☔️

by 6upcu💤 October 14, 2016