Active Air Freshener

Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.

Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."

by MechaWasTaken February 17, 2021

activate

The act of planning sick leave in advance.

John: Hey, you coming to work tomorrow?
George: No. I'm planning to activate

by Work Sidekick September 29, 2022

Lance corporal esque activities

An activity which is funny enough that the punishment for the activity is worth the comedic value. Typically a military term.

"We will have no lance corporal esque activities tonight"

by TheLocalBiGuy July 11, 2024

smol bean activities

The action of being innocent, petite, cute, and very girly.

This is not giving smol bean activities.

by toniwoni69 November 16, 2024

Extracurdickular activities

Jacking off

I participated in extracurdickular activities last night

by psychaotic boss May 4, 2017

gumball activity

a gumball activity is when you rest your hand on your ass.

John: Hey dude what have you been doing today?
Sam: Resting my hand on my ass.
John: That's called a gumball activity.
Sam: Exactly!

by ihaveaidsYEAHHH1_1 August 23, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025