Armond White

Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.

Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009

White Zorro

The art of making a cum trail on a person's chest in the form of a Z.

Jon passed out with his shoes on, so Monty Patel did the white zorro on his chest.

by spankbox2 March 8, 2011

white shrek

is a real bitch
is really buff but has an ugly face
likes short people
is tall
add u back

i saw a white shrek today

by jimmie blake April 29, 2020

White note

Much like the fabled Brown Note, the White Note is a theoretical frequency. While the Brown Note eminates from the rear the White Note is localized in the frontal region. In scientific terms, the White Note causes the sexy bits of all those who hear it to become excited and expel...

"Hey man, what happened to your pants?"

"Oh, that. Some asshole blasted me with the White Note."

by Socks and box July 19, 2019

White lung

The condition of respiratory irritation due to the chronic inhalation of chalk dust, as was typical in pre-"dry erase" academia. The condition can result in coughing, sneezing, and general respiratory discomfort. The academic may need to "get some air" following a feverish lecture.

"Man, the machine learning professor had serious white lung in class today."

"I was in Dr. X's office hours after class and he had some bad white lung"

by PineapplePizza117 March 9, 2022

White Fountain

When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.

I had a furious wank yesterday it was so nice. I wanked so hard that I made a white fountain.

by BigFatAlan August 27, 2019

white spencer

to ejaculate into one's own mouth and spit it on one's partner's face. The act is usually done clandestinely.

Jerking off in one room, amassing a load in one's mouth, then running in on an unsuspecting partner to deliver the package.

Gregory decided to white spencer on his wife after she ridiculed him for masturbating in the shower.

by Porn Pit December 4, 2010