swedish bareback

Can only be done during the Winter Olympics, it's the act of raw dogging, doggy style while facing the TV so you don't miss the hockey game specifically to shut your woman up since she wants you to pay attention to her.

She wanted me to tell her she looked nice in her new dress, but I was watching the Olympics....so I threw her a Swedish bareback

by Dizzle69 February 15, 2014

swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

Swedish Showstopper

While receiving a blumpkin, timing it so that man blows his load just as he deuces.

'Shane seems extremely satisfied, how come?'
'Oh that's because some dirty bitch gave him a Swedish Showstopper last night'
'How delightful!!'

by the sodimizer May 23, 2009

swedish frosting

a guy puts saran wrap on a chick's ass then puts cocaine on it and the chick farts and the guy sniffs the cocaine

sally: have you ever done swedish frosting?
joe: do i really want to know what that is?
sally: trust me, you'll love it.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Swedish boy

White fucking trash

Dude that guy looks like he’ll treat me like shit ;)

…Yeah man he’s probably a Swedish boy

by Fuck sake May 7, 2019

Swedish meatballs

Making meatballs then jizzing on them and giving it to your family

“Wow dad these Swedish meatballs are great”

by I<3swedish meatballs May 4, 2023

Swedish Sex

Sex act where the penis goes between big breasts, similar to tit fuck and swedish milkshake.

I've set up a corner of my living room with a chair I bought at IKEA. It will be my Swedish Sex chair.

by omjo34 August 13, 2020