by JulianDB December 16, 2016
The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017
by PotatoFamine June 1, 2018
When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.
by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019
"pretzel pop me daddy."
by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017
pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019