Pearl Jammed

When anal beads are lodged in ones anus and requires a third party removal.

I got pearl jammed and cant make it to the game.

by Acedigital July 23, 2012

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Pearl Necklace

Cum around someone's neck.

I gave LaFawnda a Pearl Necklace last night -- it looked good on her.

by BAM -- I'm scene! February 1, 2005

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Pearl Jam

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a. A rock group whose musical quality is far greater than their popularity

b. A rock group whose popularity would be greater if one of its members committed suicide a lá Kurt Cobain

That band is such a Pearl Jam: they're great, but nobody gives a shit.

by Duke Guillermo April 15, 2006

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Hairy Pearl

A girl who's clitoris is hairy in the essence that their "fun zone" isn't shaved. Diving for a pearl that is hidden inside a hairy oyster.

Woman: How do you like my tiny clit?
Man: It's kinda hard to find this hairy pearl!
Woman: So I should have shaved?

by JSAC9250 March 8, 2009

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when ejaculation upon the face or body of another is accompanied by a gratuitous amount of previously harvested semen. Most commonly warmed then poured from a bucket, the result is an apron of hot man chowder draping the recipient. Surveys have shown that this is a great alternative to a bukkake when space is tight.

Ever since the bukkake my mom has to be drenched in cum to get off. So instead of calling all the guys over, I decided to save up on my own. It took weeks to prepare a Pearl Apron this grand, and boy are my arms tired...I poured it on her right after I blew my load in her eye and she nearly drowned, but she loved it! Only the best for my mommy!

by fastax666 June 17, 2010

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