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"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
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Q: Why is the "mystery trend" never mentioned in Julian Cope's song "The Mystery Trend"?
A: The mystery train is on its way.
A: The mystery train is on its way.
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No detail of who he is, what he's like.
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He is mystery meat
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