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Leon and Jesus

Leon and Jesus will be going on their first date today (December 20th, 2023) at the mall. A Leon will arrive exactly at 5:00 PM, not wanting to pardon his lady. Leons are the type of guys who are very gentleman-like and are extremely loyal to their partners. Their are also very highly intelligent and knows when someone tries to take advantage of them.

He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.

A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.

A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
Leon and Jesus forever in love. No one can separate each other, not even that wicked crazy witch and her equally crazy thug boyfriend.

May God bless them!
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
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esteban leon

Nice boy with strong muscles that like to play women and is kind handsome and loves to be in a relationship then end it then get bakc together with that same girl
by Saludos April 22, 2017
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joey de leon

some show host and leader in tv5 (aka e.a.t eat bulaga, i think)
Spaghetting pababa, pababa nang pababa
Spaghetting pataas, pataas nang pataas
Spaghetting pababa, pababa nang pababa
Spaghetting pataas, spaghetting pababa at pataas

- some song from joey de leon
by wwwonderhoy April 12, 2024
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Leon

Leon is a type of chameleon that no one has come across and hates its own name.
by wemakewords... April 26, 2022
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Leone

Usually a male who is feminine. Likes to act as if he is strong even though he isnt. Leone will do anything for a woman or a man and treat one as a king/queen.
Leone liked tyler and said he was hot
by Superbatman1243 January 21, 2022
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Kayla Leon

Someone whom wants to rise and to fight against bad people.
There is a pact of Kayla Leon over here, hit them hard.
Kayla Leon, my brother, we must fight!
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Leon

What I can I say about my boyfriend Leon...he's handsome, sexy, smart, and very honest man. However there is this Indian mother whore bitch who keeps using invisibility and following him, moaning to him and talking in some retarded voodoo language spell that makes someone mock and laugh at her....like seriously, who is this bitch?

I have fought in the Gulf War, Afghanistan and Iraq, she better be sorry going close to my Leon! The Whore of Babylon has a dumbass black thug boyfriend that could easily end up dead on the streets! She is such a control-freak and apparently controls the world. Bitch! I'm Jesus! Leon is mine! Fuck off!

I fought for 15 years! Fuck of Whore of Babylon!
Leon is so sexy but that bitch called the Whore of Babylon is trying to steal my man! I have fought for 15 years, so she better be fucking careful!
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
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