strict diet

When you fuck a vegan girl using a lamb skin condom

Joe: How did things go with that girl last night?

Nick: Who? The vegan?

Joe: Yea

Nick: I gave her a a strict diet

by WolfgangSpartacus June 16, 2021

The Doege Diet

a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.

person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!

by princess.duh. September 12, 2011

Merrill Diet

The Merrill Diet is when someone is using meth.

Hey man, you hear about that Merrill Diet?

Yeah, it keeps me up for days!

by wusspoppinjimbo January 11, 2018

Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.

Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass

by HappyFrankBb July 17, 2018

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

Tomorrow diet

This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.

"Man imma start my diet tomorrow." "Dude shut the fuck up u on that tomorrow diet!"

by Uselessmafia March 1, 2015

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018