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cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
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butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!
come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!
by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012
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cooch cotton

100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret
Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale
by TheLittleGinger December 17, 2016
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Cooch line

The line between a female's upper thigh and her vagina hairline. Either side of the Y upper left or upper right is the cooch line.
Kimbra , you have an amazingly sexy cooch line.
by Cooch coach March 27, 2019
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Queer Cooch

A Queer Cooch is what non queer males refer to as a butthole. Since most men done have vaginas gay men have no other choice but to have intercourse through the Queer Cooch
I’m going to do you in the Queer Cooch
by Wiener boy July 13, 2020
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dookie cooch

Beth got that dookie cooch, that shit looked like a used bathroom
by luzoob December 29, 2020
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clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.
The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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