Decovidized Air

Manufactured oxygen boosted with antibacterial agents that promises to kill all coronaviruses and their variants, which might serve as a natural substitute to constantly wearing a face mask and annually being jabbed one or twice a year.

In case this decovidized air thing really works, Joe decided to order a few tanks from Alibaba—doesn’t it look like finally some snake oil salesmen have brought in some fresh air in the field of creative marketing, especially in the midst of a pandemic?

by MathPlus April 4, 2022

chewing air

A saying used to indicate someone is talking about nothing.

Laurence is always chewing air. He'll put anyone to sleep when he talks.

by stoicaldefinitions December 26, 2016

Air hug

To mime out a hug to someone over video call during coronavirus quarantine.

I had a FaceTime wine date with my bestie and after a few glasses we just air hugged

by Geri ball March 26, 2020

air track

A expensive track that helps you in tumbling

The air track helped my get my back handspring

by Lovestumbling May 7, 2018

Air Strike

Slang terminology for when a someone fills all ten contact spots for a text message with the same person, so the message is received ten times over by that person. Then the sender often sends the whole message again, resulting by the end hundreds of repeat messages on someone's phone. If the recipient's phone is on vibrate it is even more obnoxious.

"My phone won't stopped buzzing, Brian air striked me!"

by xenophiatic April 11, 2010

Air head

One who is below average intelligence or, skatter brained.

Most blondes have a reputation for being air heads.

by Will Smith August 30, 2003

Ass Air

The passage of air around the butt, where the air itself is not a fart. This air picks up the scent of the ass itself.

Mooning a fan would create a lot of Ass Air

by pghpanthers2 April 15, 2007