Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.
by Anonymous14378325 November 21, 2021
I ass badgered that bitch last night.
by Johnny hot tits January 12, 2016
A fighting tactic that involves biting at another’s testicles.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
by SaltyyBoi July 14, 2021
Typically a curly-haired, vegetarian, plant-loving, exercise enthusiast who enjoys a clean and wholesome way of life. Often timid and reserved. At one with nature. Prefers plants and wildlife to people.
by Nick334 February 18, 2015
Example 1:
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
by BanterWagonn March 03, 2014
The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.
by Dark Horse 80 February 03, 2020
Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.
by Aussiebloke80 October 04, 2018