Bullshit science

(n) A psuedo-scientific explanation, where the speaker uses scientific-sounding words to make his made-up nonsense sound legit.

The following is Joe trying to appear smart by explaining rain using bullshit science:

Well the water is sucked up by a celestial vacuum using the power of suction, then after some conversion and rotation, is drizzled on Toronto with the universal gardening hose.

by AlphaOkami March 16, 2011

bullshit mountian

Every show on fox news

Aidan: I was watching Bill o Riley last night, it was a complete mountain of bullshit.
Jack: Yeah, Fox is bullshit mountian

by Abck February 27, 2014

necessary bullshit

The total and utter nonsense that you yourself don't believe, but will appease your college/university professors in an essay.

Dude, that passage on new age hyperrealism is the necessary bullshit I need to ace that English essay!

by Nuju April 27, 2010

Bullshit and Fuckery

A phrase coined by Awolnation meaning exactly what it's called.

Man: This is the 600th time I've had to post on this forum due to bullshit and fuckery! Goddamnit you retards!

by -=|=- March 9, 2014

bullshit reason

Call center jargon. This is the excuse that a call center or your hiring agency gives you for your being canned.

"My bullshit reason for Stream was they said I was browsing porn" Jeremy said, "even though they have a blocking proxy installed and I wasn't at my workstation when it supposedly happened."

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

Pussy Bullshit

In total disagreement with what another requests of you, or something totally against your belief, or an absolutely rediculous request. ultimately annoying

the want me to work a double shift, thats pussy bullshit.
im tired of Susies pussy bullshit all the time

by snookie pie January 16, 2009

Utter bullshit

Utter bullshit means an absolute nonsense action

What you are saying is utter bullshit

by Divinendeshi November 26, 2018