Tectonic

When two girls rub their asses together

Two girls booty to booty. The ass crack being a fault line, rubbing two fault lines together is like plate tectonics. You feel the earth move if the asses are big enough

by wyattwerp July 1, 2011

texting sarcasm

A notation used to signal the use of sarcasm in a text, instant, or various mobile device message. Often used to eliminate confusion and arguments caused by texting misinterpretations.

The generally accepted practice includes adding an "s" directly following or close to the ending punctuation of the message.

"This rush hour traffic is the best.s"
"I would have done her too if I was in your situation. S"
"Sweet sweater vest there chief! s"

".s", ". S", and " s" all denote texting sarcasm.

by Chi cityJT August 26, 2009

noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.

Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.

by newnre23 July 30, 2009

Toilet Texting

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.

Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.

by sprite320 March 13, 2010

Textonics

Textual Ebonics
Words used to describe ones emotions, actions, etc. in text messages

I see you have just purchased your first phone, you may need to learn textonics from a more experienced cell phone owner.

by SmiteM3 January 6, 2009

texon

A unit of length. Everything's bigger with this unit of length.

I reckon I done drove my pickup truck about 18,000 texons.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.

He brings out my texting turrets.

by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011