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Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.
Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."
by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015
mugGet the Third Testiclemug.

Monkey testicles

by F3rdy June 8, 2023
mugGet the Monkey testiclesmug.

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
mugGet the Screaming cat's testiclesmug.

The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.
by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024
mugGet the The Daily Testiclemug.

testicles

did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.

Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024
mugGet the testiclesmug.

Testicle

A word used to describe a bully. It originated from the "bull" who is the cow with a testicle.
She resembles a testicle.
by CleverCain December 10, 2023
mugGet the Testiclemug.

testicles powered by machine guns

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025
mugGet the testicles powered by machine gunsmug.

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