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Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.
My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.
by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016
mugGet the Testicle Crackmug.

Testicle

An alternative adjective for "dick".

Worse than an"idiot"

Not as bad as a "wanker"
She did what? What a "testicle"?
by CleverCain December 29, 2023
mugGet the Testiclemug.

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.
"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "
by dasbrethren December 6, 2014
mugGet the Testicle Brothersmug.

testicle milk

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
mugGet the testicle milkmug.

Testicle

Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!
Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.
by __Ari__ September 23, 2021
mugGet the Testiclemug.

testicles

Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off
I don't like being spied on by my testicles
by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024
mugGet the testiclesmug.

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