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testicular paralysis

The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.
I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.
by Jackball April 29, 2005
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Testicle-demiglaze

The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex
the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.
by macdad March 31, 2003
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testicle paint

I filled my cum bucket with testicle paint
by James Hendry August 21, 2003
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testicatasty

1. A ball-like taste.
2. An exclamation that can replace such proclamations as "great", "fantastic", "superlative" and "5ive".
1. "Golly," said Ashlyn, "after sex with that man, my mouth was all testicatasty."
2. "That shirt looks really nice on you." "Yeah, I was told it was testicatasty."
by Adrian L. January 28, 2006
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TESTICULAR MERINGUE

Noun. Semen, cum, skeech, load, nut butter.
I could hardly wait to give her my testicular meringue.
by Rob the Great August 3, 2007
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testiclit

A clitoris that sags like testicles.
"dude, i was gonna bang this chick last night, but then when i got in her pants i saw she had a testiclit, and i was like NO WAY!!!"
by JessicaKyra November 16, 2009
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testickles

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.
Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.
by Superlicks February 9, 2010
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