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noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.
hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.
by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021
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6 slotted toaster

When 6 males participate in circular fun, alternating penatrive strokes, connected from penis to anus for optimal arousal.
“Hey, do you and the guy wants to get together and do the 6 slotted toaster tonight”
by Dirtyarmadillo April 19, 2023
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toasters, the

the very first American ska band, based in N.Y.C.
founders of all that is ska in the U.S.A.

i assume the name come from the term toaster meaning a gun (also gatt, heat, heater, or burner)
some people call us trouble
some people call us tuff
some people call us nasty name
but their girlfriends call us up
cause they want to know the answers
to all these bad thigns that i do
a piece of led right in you head is all if got for you
ska killers, toasters U.S.A.
by C0BEX October 7, 2003
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teasteamer

When you are masterbating to the beat of The Super Mario Bros. and your scrotum goes aflame while you are possessed by the ghost of Nancy Reagan in a poodle costume and all of a sudden you notice a britsh guard standing near and you shit on his hat w/ a poodle in your head causing him to scream my shit is coming from a shit with a shit poodle on his bloody head
One fine day I gave myself a teasteamer at Big Ben and it was so delightfully pleasant That I snorted 10 grams of cocaine so I could name myself Pat and have people sing a song called"Pat is gay"
by Mike Tabor July 2, 2006
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Tuna Taster

A person who engages in oral sex with a middle aged woman.
Francis has become such a Tuna Taster.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.
by womanizer February 29, 2004
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Toasterovenism

(Toe-ster-uhv-in-is-um)

1. Followers of the teachings of Toas Terov
2. The ability to chainsmoke entire packs of cigerettes in a single sitting.
3. The practice of adding 14 vowels to one word
4. Random bits of nothingness

Possibly the most diabolical of ALL the Isms, Toasterovenism was developed in the mid to mid-late and halfway in between the almost Spring of 9 A.D. by a small gaggle of Ethiopean sand benders.
*You're so creative the way you expressed your Toasterovenism all over that bathroom wall.

*DUDE, that chick's sexy as HELL, i don't even care that she's a Toasterovenist!
by Preston Imacreeptastic December 14, 2008
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