Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.

"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."

by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016

Toaster tart

A very stupid or idiotic person otherwise known as retarted.

Dude I wish you wouldn't be such a Toaster tart gosh!

by Steven Burkhart & Garrett Kanink April 25, 2006

pop tart

popping the cherry of a mentally retarded person.

I was so drunk i didn't mean to pop tart.

by xylience July 6, 2010

slop tart

a slop tart is a girl you may see at 2- 4am at the bar/club wearing close to nothing and highly intoxicated.She is sloppy,sluty and retarded enough to be taken advantage of.

hey G check out that slop tart dancing,u see the ass comin out of those shorts? what a sloppp!im going to go buy her a drink and hope i get lucky.

by mikkee bbbbb September 4, 2009

tart cart

A very feminine vehicle (e.g. VW Cabriolet)

Trixie's sugar daddy just got her a new tart cart.

by Mr. C July 14, 2004

Poop Tart

A flaming homosexual who enjoys anal sex.

ThePoopTart is such a poop tart. He totally likes it in the ass.

by ThePoopTart August 11, 2017

tarts on holidays

women who refuse to dress in conservative attire, often drunk, loud, and unable to walk in a straight line. (best examples to be found in newcastle, NSW)

linda: those girls are cute
tom: really?
linda: come on
tom: ok, they were a bit of tarts on holidays

by babomba March 21, 2010